'If the light isn't off, then it's on.'

     As opposed to what?

'Thank you, you made up my mind for me.'

     So, you don't think for yourself, Ms. Duff?

'Should have turned left But I was singing some song.'

     I wouldn't want to drive behind her, in front of her, or with her.

'I'm falling through the door/Flying 'cross the floor.'

     Now... what?!

'I'm a sight to see/Rainbow colors in my hair.'

     Just because you have 'rainbow colors' in your hair, doesn't mean you're a sight to see. I've had plenty of weird colors in my hair, and I'm never a 'sight to see.' I'm just normal.

'If you don't know what the answer is ,then just shut up and kiss.'

     So, in other words, she wants a guy who doesn't know anything about her to kiss her.

'I am calling you back/This is *69.'

     This is totally random in this stupid The Math song. It has nothing to do with anything.

'Don't have to be a genius to figure out what's between us.'

     From the rest of this song, I think that not even a genius could figure out what the fuck she's talking about.

'It don't make sense, what can you do/So I won't try making sense of you.'

     She's basically saying it's too hard for her to figure out, so she's just going to give up.

'I don't know what I love you for.'

     Then why does she love this guy? I mean, if you don't know why you love him, YOU DON'T LOVE HIM!

'Why I live for you... I just do.'

     She lives for a guy. That gives me little hope for the future of the world. People LISTEN to this and agree with it? Oi.

'And feel the sun throughout my hair.'

     You can't feel anything in your hair. There aren't any nerve endings.

'My blonde hair is everywhere.'

     Keep it to yourself, please. It's not even real blonde, it's bleach.

'Sweet sixteen.'

     Why do people think sixteen is such a great age? I mean, the only thing good about sixteen in Washington is that you get your license. There is nothing else great about the age sixteen. You don't get to move out, you don't graduate high school, nothing.

'Driving down to the club where we go to dance.'

     At sixteen, you aren't allowed in clubs...unless it's an all-ages show...

"If you can't then just throw your life away.'

     Wait... did she just tell her fans that if they can't find inner strength, they should commit suicide? Wow, so smart.

'Don't need a man to make things fair.'

     Well, no shit Sherlock.

'You're making like I turn you off/When I know you think I'm sweet.'

     She must really think a lot of herself.

'Let's just get into your car And go baby go.'

     Is it just me, or is this kind of...sexual? And somewhat juvenile.

'You'll never get to heaven or even to L.A.'

     What if you're an atheist or a Satanist or a Wiccan? You don't believe in heaven. And I know a whole mess of people who don't want to go to L.A. Really shitty traffic.

'Kicking back and digging... it's a wonderful life.'

     What does digging have to do with anything?

'City girls and small town boys/Big time spenders with expensive toys/Pretty people who don't look so good/Some are mopping floors and some are chopping wood.'

     One, pretty people have to look good. They're 'PRETTY.' And does she really think small town boys chop wood? Well, they don't. I live in a small town, close to farm land, and I don't know any guys that chop wood.

'Hey boys ready for the shock/I'm living proof that girls can rock/Spread the news around every single block/Hey boys the girl can rock.'

     Excuse me, but did she just refer to her and her music as ROCK? *pukes like Eminem in the song Puke* It's POP. You are NOT a rock artist. If you want a GIRL that can rock, look at Courtney Love, Janis Joplin, Amy Lee, Kate Turley, Hayley Williams, the girls in Bikini Kill, and Cristina Scabbia. THOSE are girls that can rock.

And why would boys be shocked? There are tons of girls out there that like rock. Such as Fallon and me.

'Don't say maybe or call me baby.'

     But you've said you're a girly-girl! Don't you WANT to be called baby, Duff?

'And if I make you nervous, you better step aside.'

     I would have to smack you if Duff made you nervous. WHO would be nervous around YOU except shallow teenies with no opinions or style of their own?

'I ain't crazy at all.'

     Yes, if you think you're a good singer, then you are crazy Duff. I hate giving a bad name to all crazy people out there, such as myself and Fallon, but she is crazy if she really thinks she's a punk, can sing and can act.

      Not to mention the fact she just said 'ain't.'